My recipe for pumpkin pie:
To prepare.
Go to the grocery. This step is unavoidable.
Find pumpkin in the can. Not that premixed stuff, just plain can of pumpkin.
Using the list of ingredients invariably printed on the label of the can of pumpkin, continue to wander the aisles until you find everything. Note: be clear on the difference between condensed and evaporated milk. Not the same thing, apparently.
Try to remember if there are spices left over from last year - they keep, right? Adjust shopping list accordingly. Do not use something called "pumpkin pie spice." You may as well just buy a ready made pie. (Which isn't a terrible thing. Most of the ready made pies are not bad at all.) You are already making something dead simple, leave a little room for variation.
An ingredient not always on the can of pumpkin: pie shells. These are in the frozen foods section. On the bottom toward the back. Wherever the less sexy frozen foods are. I believe that it is theoretically possible to make a pumpkin pie without the crust.
To bake.
Once home, follow the instructions on the can of pumpkin slavishly except use more spice than indicated. Nutmeg ("Need more nutmeg, Peggy Hill") and ginger in particular. Beware of ground cloves, very strong stuff.
Use big eggs. There is always pie filling left over so cook it in a custard cup or two. Don't eat it from the bowl, there's raw egg in there!
Wrap the crimped part of the crust in tinfoil if you think people will eat the crust. They won't, they never do.
Like tofu, there is a continuum of pumpkin pie firmness. Avoid the soft tofu effect. But don't bake too long or there will be a leathery skin on top. It's done when a knife slipped into the center of the pie comes out clean.
To serve.
Whipped cream is often used as a topping to balance out the fat and sugar with more sugar and fat. This strikes me as excessive but it is traditional. Eschew pumpkin pie cheesecake. There is a reason that first cousins shouldn't marry. Do not serve pumpkin pie with egg nog as nature herself will violently rebel. This is the holiday desert version of Egon Spengler's exhortation, "Don't Cross the Streams."
Monday, November 21, 2005
Sunday, November 06, 2005
Saturday, November 05, 2005
Chaotic Cranium Coffee
Friday, November 04, 2005
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
New Webcam Server Software
Logisphere is software from Switzerland. It's built with Logitech's Orbit (aka "Sphere") camera in mind. It will be linked from here soon enough.
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Webcams Are Back Up
There is just as little to see as always but they are back up. The current hardware is a pair of USB webcams from Intel, CS630. Very dependable. Very handy. No Apple support. Blue and white. Untetherable. Higher quality than the usual webcam.
The disappointing Logitech Orbit is in a drawer. Mac supported, though.
The impressive yet disused iSight is also in a drawer. There is an ancient eyeball cam somewhere around as well as a couple of X10 2gH radio cams and the very very wee so-called security cam with the horrific quality. But it's wee!
Handspring eyemodule used recently but only as an historic oddity.
The disappointing Logitech Orbit is in a drawer. Mac supported, though.
The impressive yet disused iSight is also in a drawer. There is an ancient eyeball cam somewhere around as well as a couple of X10 2gH radio cams and the very very wee so-called security cam with the horrific quality. But it's wee!
Handspring eyemodule used recently but only as an historic oddity.
Saturday, October 22, 2005
Also laid off four years ago.
It's been just over four years since I posted these pictures of a melee between the then-new Toa, backed up by the the then-Tohunga, and the Throwbots with an assist from the Roboriders. I have stitched the grainy dark pictures together and this is the result:
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Monday, October 17, 2005
Saturday, October 15, 2005
Friday, October 14, 2005
Usagi?
The MOC from the earlier post had a protodermis incident (Bioniclese for parts bin) and came out rather the better for it.
More pictures here.
Mask of Destiny forum.
More pictures here.
Mask of Destiny forum.
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Alien Hunter Samurai Robot Thingie
With the exception of the Toa Maiden, I avoid creating Bionicle characters because they never quite seem to fit into the universe smoothly enough. I found myself with a lot of spare parts (thanks Voporak!) and eventually this stout fellow emerged while I was watching Alfred Hitchcock's Blackmail. It comes across as equal parts Predator, samurai and linebacker. 

More pics

More pics
Monday, October 10, 2005
Mata Nui! I won a contest!
maskofdestiny.com proposed a contest and I won one of the prizes: a DVD of Bionicle 3: Web of Shadows.
The winning entry:

The winning entry:
Friday, October 07, 2005
Thursday, October 06, 2005
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Monday, October 03, 2005
Voporak is coming
Mata Targhetta reports that the Voporak ("3-in-1") is on its way. The Toa Maiden must be made ready!
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Inept Diagram from Microsoft
Of all the things I have to complain about from Microsoft, I choose this relatively harmless instance of poor workmanship:

Jeez! You can't cross arrows on something called 'cross'!
Jeez! You can't cross arrows on something called 'cross'!
Thursday, September 15, 2005
Monday, September 12, 2005
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
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