Saturday, January 14, 2006
The Two Jakes
An unworthy successor to Chinatown - almost disrespectful. A muddled, inconsequential plot fails to support an inane theme. It's just as well that the movie was not scored by Jerry Goldsmith because that would have been a silk dress on a pig.
Friday, January 13, 2006
Goodfellas
All through the movie I want the one guy to be whacked already and eventually he is and I feel a little bad about that and then the other guy the one that I don't so much want to be whacked I think now is a louse and maybe it would have been better if he had been whacked a long time ago and he should shut up about himself already.
Thursday, January 12, 2006
Chinatown
Until the DVD started, it had not occurred to me that I had never really seen Chinatown except on broadcst TV which meant pan & scan and commercials. What a dope I have been. What a great movie!
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
The Machinist
Having already seen Batman Begins, I know that Christian Bale recovered from the state that he put himself into for this movie. The director made the most of it, turning this pat schizo-thriller into a genuine, no-kidding freak show. The queasy, artificial palette plays like the fluorescent light from Joe vs. the Volcano, except that it doesn't stop for the entire movie.
Ghost Dog
Moody. Forced. Could have reduced cast to Forest Whitaker and Henry Silva and saved some payroll. (Nothing wrong with the other characters or performances, but they are not strictly necessary.) Paced like Solaris.
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Pulp Fiction
What do you know, it's really good! I knew that already but I managed to know that without having seen the movie, only hearing its reputation. Weirdly enough, a co-worker asked me who played Captain Koons in Pulp Fiction. I had no idea. As it turned out, Pulp Fiction was in my mailbox. If it had arrived as expected yesterday, I woulf have known the answer to the question. O fate, your ways are mysterious.
Monday, January 09, 2006
Saturday, January 07, 2006
Piraka is Olda
Piraka is Olda
The first Toa (known in some circles as 'olda' - back-formed from 'nuva') and the Piraka share some design similarities.
The first Toa (known in some circles as 'olda' - back-formed from 'nuva') and the Piraka share some design similarities.
Bend It Like Beckham
Bubbly. Too many music montages by a long order. I lost track of how many such interludes there may have been. The use of 'Nessun Dorma' is only a little less forgivable than it's utterly inappropriate use in Sum of All Fears.
OK, my yard is a mess.
Friday, January 06, 2006
Kung Fu Hustle
Kung Fu Hustle was better than I expected and less wacky. Great score by Vincent Wong.
Team America: World Police
It's no South Park: The Movie. It is the most ambitious marionette movie ever, and I say that not because I have a marionette in the corner (I do) but because it's just so obvious. If there were an approximately similarly ambitious marionette movie previously, it would have had some effect on my existence. Some shadow of a rumor! But no such shadow, rumor or effect has there been. Therefore, this is the most ambitious marionette movie ever.
The greatest achievement is in the hilarious sculpting of the characters. The overall joke does wear thinnish, though.
The greatest achievement is in the hilarious sculpting of the characters. The overall joke does wear thinnish, though.
Grave of the Fireflies
I was warned, but I wanted to see for myself. This movie is indeed devastating. There is almost no plot to speak of, but the tale is very minutely rendered.
Thursday, January 05, 2006
A Beautiful Mind
This is the movie all the hullaballoo was about? I am underwhelmed in every regard. Everything was perfectly acceptable but that means it was just a TV Movie of the Week, a really good Movie of the Week. John Nash's Nobel info is much more interesting.
The unsensational treatment of schizophrenia was welcome but I'm not convinced it was intentional. The relative lack of explosions and gunfire was also welcome, but it does not add up to anything like a great film.
The unsensational treatment of schizophrenia was welcome but I'm not convinced it was intentional. The relative lack of explosions and gunfire was also welcome, but it does not add up to anything like a great film.
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Monday, January 02, 2006
Thanks, Ben!
My mind has been freed from the background processing of trying to remember 'prognathous.' Thanks, Ben!
Bourne Identity
Matt Damon has convinced me that he is capable of portraying a character that has no personality with the utmost degree of fidelity. A stroke of casting genius on a par with casting John Malkovich as John Malkovich in Being John Malkovich.
Sunday, January 01, 2006
March of the Penguins
How does this sort of system evolve? On the other hand, what kind of perverse God puts the Cutest Things on Earth at the bottom?
The narration was chock full of scientific and logical groaners. And a fair amount of gratuitous anthropormorphisms.
The narration was chock full of scientific and logical groaners. And a fair amount of gratuitous anthropormorphisms.
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (extended)
I really like these movies but is it so infeasible to digitally replace Sean Astin? I'm just not buying him as a hobbit, much less the particular hobbit, Sam. He works well enough but something about him is as distracting as the not-quite-right lighting of Gollum's eyes.
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