Where will the Throa appear next?
via visor
Saturday, March 27, 2004
Thursday, March 25, 2004
Wednesday, March 24, 2004
Tuesday, March 23, 2004
Sunday, March 21, 2004
Wednesday, March 17, 2004
St. Paddy's Fountain
A fountain in the courtyard of the building where I work was dyed green. The two blobs are a pair of ducks.
via web
St. Patrick's Day Fountain
A fountain in the courtyard of the building where I work was dyed green. The two blobs are a pair of ducks.
Monday, March 15, 2004
More new gadgetry
It's real rubber!
Looks like a one-eyed hedgehog!
But not so much from the side.
The back.
Looks like a one-eyed hedgehog!
But not so much from the side.
The back.
Wednesday, March 10, 2004
Eating the Rich
"Homer, are you eating the rich?"
"But Marge, they're so sweet and tasty!"
Pulls dead Mr. Burns out of barrel labeled 'Upper Crust®'.
"Ewwww!"
Eats him anyway.
"But Marge, they're so sweet and tasty!"
Pulls dead Mr. Burns out of barrel labeled 'Upper Crust®'.
"Ewwww!"
Eats him anyway.
Tuesday, March 09, 2004
Story about nails that has a happy ending with an Australian who isn't Mel Gibson
and a carpenter who isn't Jesus.
Sunday, March 07, 2004
Han Shot First. Period.
If you heard otherwise, then explain how this Lego set that I just bought includes a hidden gun under the table! Explain if you can!
A slideshow.
A slideshow.
Tuesday, March 02, 2004
Monday, March 01, 2004
A Great Reason to Turn the Internet Off
"Subject: FW: Smile! This is great!"
My so-called friend Vince sent this to me although he did provide a warning:
Do not view if nauseous. CONTAINS ANIMATED .GIFs
but he neglected to mention the MIDI of Rockin' Robin. Grrr.
My so-called friend Vince sent this to me although he did provide a warning:
Do not view if nauseous. CONTAINS ANIMATED .GIFs
but he neglected to mention the MIDI of Rockin' Robin. Grrr.
Saturday, February 21, 2004
Lego Exiled to Office
It's all for the better, of course. The toys would rather be with their own kind. And now the knick-knacks don't have to worry about seeing the Lego unless they want to.
Wednesday, February 18, 2004
Funny, Funny Typing
From the search tool report:
- 1 for "anaconda"
- 1 for "cutthroat island"
- 1 for "spartacus"
- 1 for "the reivers"
- 1 for "the reveiers"
- 1 for "the reveirs"
Wednesday, February 11, 2004
Concerning America On-line Instant Messenger
... and then burn that laptop, gather the ashes and mix it with acid and then mix the slime into concrete and then row out into the middle of the ocen and drop the concrete into the sea. Then stave in the rowboat and swim to a desert island and live there blasted and alone until the memory of AIM is bleached from your mind.
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
p.s. I am not a crank, sir!
mzsvapo: http://www.thelobstercam.com/
Kyle Beatty: I love that since July 1, 1999 there have been two pictures worth archiving. Plus one described as 'not exciting.'
Kyle Beatty: Ad copy suitable for the commercial break of any daytime game show: "Sealure is a natural hide bait specially treated with a highly potent, scientifically developed chemoreceptor scent. Sealure Lobster & Crab Bait is available from a variety of distributors."
Kyle Beatty: Lord of the Rings has a 1:1 ratio of "Thanks to" credits to frames of film. Lobstercam has Bruce Leiter.
Kyle Beatty: atwoodlobster.com sells something they call a Jumbo Lobster yet there is no link to a memorial page bringing to mind those brave lobstermen who died in hand-to-hand combat with the Jumbo Lobster. (You know, I can actually hear the whistle of my karma being sucked away by the ghosts of fishermen who have perished lobstering, just not those who went garra y mano with Moby Langosta.)
Kyle Beatty: How jumbo can anything be that fits on a plate!
Kyle Beatty: Oh, I see! A giant among LOBSTERS. Pfft!
Kyle Beatty: I've played a few chapters of Half-Life and I think I know a thing or two about fighting Jumbo Lobsters.
Kyle Beatty: I love that since July 1, 1999 there have been two pictures worth archiving. Plus one described as 'not exciting.'
Kyle Beatty: Ad copy suitable for the commercial break of any daytime game show: "Sealure is a natural hide bait specially treated with a highly potent, scientifically developed chemoreceptor scent. Sealure Lobster & Crab Bait is available from a variety of distributors."
Kyle Beatty: Lord of the Rings has a 1:1 ratio of "Thanks to" credits to frames of film. Lobstercam has Bruce Leiter.
Kyle Beatty: atwoodlobster.com sells something they call a Jumbo Lobster yet there is no link to a memorial page bringing to mind those brave lobstermen who died in hand-to-hand combat with the Jumbo Lobster. (You know, I can actually hear the whistle of my karma being sucked away by the ghosts of fishermen who have perished lobstering, just not those who went garra y mano with Moby Langosta.)
Kyle Beatty: How jumbo can anything be that fits on a plate!
Kyle Beatty: Oh, I see! A giant among LOBSTERS. Pfft!
Kyle Beatty: I've played a few chapters of Half-Life and I think I know a thing or two about fighting Jumbo Lobsters.
Thursday, February 05, 2004
Tuesday, February 03, 2004
Toa Turaga Arrive
I have the whole kit and kaboodle. No need to go into detail, but they are generally superior to the earlier toys. They have a more unified style which combines, none too gracefully, Art Deco and Steampunk. The legs are vastly more posable beating even the Rahkshi in this regard but the shoulders have been rendered a little stiffly. This is a side effect of a swell gearbox that serves as their torso. Their new skull design is even scarier than the first! (Scary new skull on the right.)
Sunday, January 11, 2004
Ebay Description Beggars Description
"Prince Wolfram is the betrothed of mad Queen Regina V of Kronberg. Supreme ruler, her word is law and he is a playboy. On maneuvers as punishment for partying with other women, he sees Kelly walking the other students of a convent. He is intrigued by her beauty and wants her. He kidnaps her that night from the convent and takes her to his room and professes his love for her. When the Queen finds them together the next morning , she whips Kelly and throws her out of the castle. Regina then puts Wolfram into prison for not wanting to marry the Queen. Kelly goes to German East Africa to visit her dying Aunt and is forced to marry the disgusting Jan. The Aunt dies after the wedding and Kelly refuses to live with Jan and becomes the head of Aunties Brothel. Her extravagances and style earn her the name 'Queen Kelly' and Prince Wolfram does not marry Queen Regina V. Corner of jacket has a small punch hole."
Tuesday, January 06, 2004
Whee! Snow! More!
Dead tree with woodpecker holes:
Snowy street:
Snowy rock:
Paw prints in snow leading to snowy rock:
House from the usual angle:
Abandoned snow sculpture. Too powdery:
FOLLOWUP: The dead tree fell over some time in the early fall. The shrubs near it have either died or been cut back. I have been dumping espresso grounds all around and I have yet to rake 2004's leaves.
Snowy street:
Snowy rock:
Paw prints in snow leading to snowy rock:
House from the usual angle:
Abandoned snow sculpture. Too powdery:
FOLLOWUP: The dead tree fell over some time in the early fall. The shrubs near it have either died or been cut back. I have been dumping espresso grounds all around and I have yet to rake 2004's leaves.
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