Starbucks Survey

Skynet, in the form of a register at Starbucks queried, "Is this Starbucks store an important part of this community?"
I responde:

A corporate outlet is disqualified from ever being an important part of anything that can be meaningfully described as community. Sorry, but it is possible to be too big to be loved. Beside, this particular store murdered Cranium Coffee and Collectibles, a crime that can not be forgiven.