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The new toys aren't new any more

2009-10-15T23:18:00.000-07:00

This Crow Was on the Roof Keeping Watch

2009-10-12T20:16:00.000-07:00

The Last Thing That the A-Wing Pilot Saw

2009-10-12T15:54:00.000-07:00

Pretty grim business for Lego.

Crows in the Front Yard

2009-10-12T15:53:00.001-07:00

The Real Marmaduke

2009-10-09T19:37:00.000-07:00

There's a bug on a bone on a box.

2009-10-09T12:55:00.000-07:00

Box > Bone > Bug

Fearsome Imperial Weapon Repurposed

2009-10-06T22:55:00.000-07:00

Wookies have stripped the armor, weapons and associated systems and adapted an Imperial AT-AT into a forest canopy observation platform.

Garage Sale Bionicle

2009-10-01T17:54:00.000-07:00

So ... schools on the moon?

2009-09-27T23:48:00.001-07:00

Macaroni Grill Crayons

2009-09-26T18:52:00.000-07:00

I was surprised to see that they are real Crayola crayons. (Forest Green, Blue and Brick Red according to my 64-count box,)

Harry Potter is in the air

2009-09-26T16:50:00.000-07:00

Someone named happyhufflepuff commented on this blog and I thought maybe I found one of Harry's toys at Value Village:

But then remembered that he graduated from Hogwart's before Bionicle came out and yes I know it's not real because he wasn't allowed toys. Or live in Seattle. But!
If Harry Potter was going to have a muggly TCG, I think he would prefer one featuring amnesiac robot monsters on a tropical isle over D&D seeing as one is fantasy and the other one is Fantasy otherwise it would be something of a workman's holiday sort of diversion, wouldn't it?

INT. BASEMENT Teenagers sit around a card table crowded with books, paper, pencils and Mountain Dew.

MUGGLE TEEN ONE: I've just rolled up a Chaotic good paladin. What are you, Harry?

HARRY POTTER: I'm a powerful wizard with a hidden origin.

MUGGLE TWO: Use the dice, dipwad.

DUNGEON MASTER: Role-play, Harry. Remember what we talked about about how imagination can seem real?

HARRY POTTER: (to dice) Rollio!

MUGGLE TWO: What's that work out as?

DUNGEON MASTER: (checking rule book): Huh. "Wizard. Unknown alignment. Level 12."
MUGGLE TWO: Every freaking time. What are the odds?

Salad spinner is clearly awesome ...

2009-09-22T13:04:00.000-07:00

... but using one to prep homemade hashbrowns is the best thing ever. Unless it's said in German via Google translate:

Hausgemachte Rösti mit einer Salatschleuder gemacht sind die besten.

4-D Chess?

2009-09-21T10:07:00.000-07:00

Referring to newspapers floating the idea of paid internet versions:

"This is like a four-dimensional chess game. It's really complex," said former newspaper editor Alan Mutter, who is now an industry consultant when he isn't writing "Reflections of a Newsosaur," a free blog.

As if traditional chess isn't hard enough, let alone 3-D chess. (Mr. Spock notwithstanding.) The problem of dying print news is only as complex as 4-D chess in the sense that it is impossible to visualize. If you are a newspaperman.

To the rest of us, the problem seems more along the lines of attacking Moscow in winter. Sure you can do it, but you will lose everything that matters in the process.

Kitchen Mess

2009-09-20T20:37:00.000-07:00

Before

After

Major Matt Mason Major Motion Picture Maybe

2009-09-19T22:32:00.000-07:00

from the Wiki article about the astronaut doll:

As of March, 2009, there are reports that Tom Hanks is planning to portray Matt Mason in a feature film, possibly as both a human and a toy version, the latter presumably a CGI animation.

Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease

And a screenshot from Destination Moon, just because I can:

The President Lectures Students About Responsibility

2009-09-08T07:54:00.000-07:00

Conservatives choose to opt out their kids. Wouldn't want the l'il cons to get mixed messages.

Doodle while on phone

2009-08-27T14:19:00.001-07:00

Scanner didn't really do it justice.

From New Album 8/4/09 10:37 PM

Cleopatra

2009-08-18T21:33:00.000-07:00

Extravaganza overwhelms thin scenario, but it doesn't really matter because the point of this movie is to wrap Claudette Colbert in a thousand yards of silk. At this, it is perfect. Title card is an extended wardrobe malfunction that probably created the Hays Office single handedly. Busby Berkley spectacles are interesting but a trifle silly. War montage is adorably hopeless. Claudette's eyes are bigger than anyone's except a Power Puff Girl.

'Twinkie King' wraps up sweet career | Seattle Times Newspaper

2009-08-18T00:33:00.000-07:00

Nicole Brodeur | 'Twinkie King' wraps up sweet career | Seattle Times Newspaper
Her columns usually drive me up a tree but this one made me happy.

The Fascinating World of the Yellow Jacket

2009-08-17T22:37:00.000-07:00

brought to you by Sterling international, Inc, manufacturer of fine insect traps.

From New Album 8/4/09 10:37 PM

There is no doubt that they work. Within an hour it had trapped a couple of Vespula vulgaris and attracted but not trapped V. consobrina. That's science-talk for bugs.

Terragen is still fun

2009-08-14T21:25:00.000-07:00

First render:

Added different clouds, eroded rocks:

More erosion, different clouds altogether and random green:

Moved the sun:

Shrank world's radius as much as possible, raised camera:

Cool, but too time-consuming.

Stupid hand-eye coordination

2009-08-14T17:26:00.000-07:00

I thought I told my drawing hand to make a picture of Raymond Burr, but instead it's clearly Jose Ferrer. Do I even want to know what neoronal transform was required to do that?

From New Album 8/4/09 10:37 PM

Tokyo Story

2009-08-12T18:49:00.000-07:00

Country parents visit city children. Much of the goods are delivered wholly through the visuals so the subtitles are sometimes a distraction. Can't be helped, of course.

The Naked City

2009-08-12T18:46:00.000-07:00

A basic pillar of cinema. Even the weaknesses are strengths. My favorite thread is the step-wise decay of Barry Sullivan's patience with a feckless suspect.

Old Man and the Sea

2009-08-12T18:40:00.000-07:00

I had no idea how klutzy this is. Spencer Tracy is a fine actor, but he is badly cast. Sturges' direction is uninspired (he did more with spaceship models in Marooned than he does with amazing locations) and the score makes me want to slap Dmitri Tiomkin and I like Dmitri Tiomkin!
The fundamental problem is that it is all tell and no show. An illustrated radio play.